suho: handsome but lacking in height.
baekhyun: cute & likeables but still lacking in height.
d.o: small cute & goddam vocal chords but still lacking in height.
kai: handsome & model like figure, fucking sex god, too dark to be korean.
sehun: tall & cute, but has lisp.
chanyeol: tall fair & cute, but has this derpy face.
tao: fucking wushu skills, intense eyes, too dark to be korean(he's a panda).
xiumin: cute likeable, but luhan sees him as baozi.
luhan: cute but looks like a girl. fml.
lay: handsome fair skin, being compared to a unicorn.
chen: gaaddam vocal chords, chen dance, but he's a troll.